1. There is a superhero named Spider Girl?
2. And she has LOTS of issues with the outfit? For instance, running around in that mask makes her hot and sweaty. Also, the eyeholes are a REAL problem.
3. Spider Girl has a bit of a roundish belly despite her painted-on rippling six pack of abs?
4. Spider Girl carries a cute blue flowered purse?
5. Spider Girl appears to take her marching orders from this shady, shirtless character?