Once upon a time, a girl called a guy.

A week later they went on a date.

3 1/2 months later, they got married. Let's call it a voluntary shotgun wedding, shall we?

8 months later they had this little guy (aka Grand Master H).

Two years and two months later they had this little girl (aka Famous Baby C).

These are her parents on the day they got married, about a million years ago. They are still married.

Oh yeah, this guy lives with them too.

They all live together in this Southern California gated community.

The comedy, writes itself. Vertigo Baaa just takes notes.

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