This morning over breakfast, Le Grande H told me that food has begun disappearing from his lunch. Of course, I was curious.
In Southern California, we so rarely experience weather that the kids all hang their backpacks outside. My son does not zip his closed. He also takes some of his snacks out of his zipped lunchbox, so it would not be difficult for someone or something to abscond with his beloved snacks.
He seemed to think that someone or something (his words) was stealing this food. And he launched into his best Liam Neeson imitation.