Grand Master H: Mommy, how do you send Miss C an email?
Me: Well, I have her email address. They gave it to me when you started school.
Grand Master H: Mommy, I showed my friend that bump on my wiener at snacktime.
Grand Master H: I told him not to tell anyone because they would freak out.
Grand Master H: Why would they freak out?
Me: Ummmm, pretty much because you should not be showing your wiener to anyone but the
doctor or Mommy and Daddy.
Grand Master H: Oh. Okay Mommy.
And then we drove home to wait for the listing to show up on Megan's List.