Turns out, if you don't have a driver for your getaway car, you can just call a cab.
Dude just got the cab to drive him to Home Depot, robbed the place and then took the cab home. Well, he didn't exactly make it home.
See, those cabs? Yeah, they are pretty easy to spot. Especially when you use one to commit a robbery at the Home Depot!!!
Ironically, this particular Home Depot is across the street from the office I worked in about six years ago. It is also where I met Mr. Smith when I interviewed him for a job.
Funny.