Mom: Did you hear those helicopters that flew over today?
Dad: No.
{Just to let you know, this was this afternoon and they sounded like they were landing on the damn house. This was also at a time when Pop Pop and the Little Crime Wave (aka, my children) were out for a little jaunt.}
Mom: Really, it sounded like several and it was really loud.
Dad: Wait, what did you just ask me?
Mom: If you heard the helicopters.
Dad: Oh, I thought you asked me if I had four conference calls today.
Aaaaaaaand scene.
This goes on every single day and they are only 68!