Mr. Smith got a new spiffy iPhone 4S.
Apparently the "S" stands for Siri.
She is the new woman in Mr. Smith's life.
I am ashamed to admit that I am jealous.
She is witty and informed.
Well, not all that well-informed, but enough to get by.
All I can hope is that this doesn't go very far.
If he starts arguing with her in Trader Joe's, we may end up in counseling.