Mr. Smith had to take a work-related phone call, so he headed upstairs to the bedroom/office.
Grand Master H proceeded to chase him down. When I asked him what he was doing he told me the following:
"I am looking for that guy who always wants to do work!"
And then, as he rubbed his hands together in his best super villain manner:
"He has no idea about all the secret plans of The Crazy Kids!"
Me: Dada has to work because Mommy loves money.
Baby C: No you don't, Mommy! You don't love money!
Me: Yes, I do.
Baby C: No you don't, Mommy. You DO NOT LOVE MY MONEY IN MY PIGGY BANK!
Don't ask me why she thought I would go for her piggy bank. I am many things, but I would not steal change from my daughter's piggy bank!