Captain H (in costume) peeking at the sea life
Grand Master H: There is a poop nugget on the floor in the living room.
Me: What?!! Where?!
Grand Master H: Right over there. It has hair on it.
Me: Hair!? Really?!
Grand Master H: Yup it is hairy.
Me: Wow, a hairy poop nugget. What have you been eating?
Grand Master H: Chocolate chip cookies. I eat the cookies and then they turn into poop nuggets.
Yes, I went to college.
Yes, I used to work in an office.
Yes, now I am a mom instead.
Totally different job description.